The Workers Charter
Auckland Group "Workers Charter" have announced it's new 'Workers Charter'. - Welcome to the Revolution, it has not been televised.
The Charter states that Workers will have the following rights. A breif explanation is included below each right.
1. The right to a job that pays a living wage and gives us time with our families and communities.
Your wife, children and neighbours will be used as slave labour in the same factory as you.
2. The right to pay equity for women, youth and casual workers.
However, middle-aged, permanently employed men will be paid more.
3. The right to free public healthcare and education, and to liveable superannuation and welfare.
It'll be crap, but free. Superannuation and welfare recipients will not quite be starved to death.
4. The right to decent housing without crippling mortgages and rents.
To assist the leaders of "Workers Charter" will take over all houses on Paritai Drive. For the rest we will build workers flats at your factory.
5. The right to public control of assets vital to community well-being.
Your local McDonalds has been nationalised.
6. The right to protect our environment from corporate greed.
Our Communist demands for production will destroy it first.
7. The right to express our personal identity free from discrimination.
Those who express personal disagreement with this will be shot.
8. The right to strike in defence of our interests.
In the country run was run by "Workers Charter" it is paradise - so you won't need to strike.
9. The right to organise for the transfer of wealth and power from the haves to the have-nots.
Once the have-nots have all the wealth and power we will organise for the transfer of wealth and power back to the haves, and so on. To assist in this all people with surnames beginning 'A' to 'M' have been designated "haves". Those with surnames 'N' to 'Z' have been designated "have-nots". On Even Numbered days the "haves" will have "wealth" and "power". On other days the "have-nots" will have "wealth" and "power". It will not matter as "Workers Charter" will hold on to all money and control.
10. The right to unite with workers in other lands against corporate globalisation and war.
Just like Russian workers united with Hungarian Workers in 1956, and united with Czechoslavakian Workers in 1968.
The Charter states that Workers will have the following rights. A breif explanation is included below each right.
1. The right to a job that pays a living wage and gives us time with our families and communities.
Your wife, children and neighbours will be used as slave labour in the same factory as you.
2. The right to pay equity for women, youth and casual workers.
However, middle-aged, permanently employed men will be paid more.
3. The right to free public healthcare and education, and to liveable superannuation and welfare.
It'll be crap, but free. Superannuation and welfare recipients will not quite be starved to death.
4. The right to decent housing without crippling mortgages and rents.
To assist the leaders of "Workers Charter" will take over all houses on Paritai Drive. For the rest we will build workers flats at your factory.
5. The right to public control of assets vital to community well-being.
Your local McDonalds has been nationalised.
6. The right to protect our environment from corporate greed.
Our Communist demands for production will destroy it first.
7. The right to express our personal identity free from discrimination.
Those who express personal disagreement with this will be shot.
8. The right to strike in defence of our interests.
In the country run was run by "Workers Charter" it is paradise - so you won't need to strike.
9. The right to organise for the transfer of wealth and power from the haves to the have-nots.
Once the have-nots have all the wealth and power we will organise for the transfer of wealth and power back to the haves, and so on. To assist in this all people with surnames beginning 'A' to 'M' have been designated "haves". Those with surnames 'N' to 'Z' have been designated "have-nots". On Even Numbered days the "haves" will have "wealth" and "power". On other days the "have-nots" will have "wealth" and "power". It will not matter as "Workers Charter" will hold on to all money and control.
10. The right to unite with workers in other lands against corporate globalisation and war.
Just like Russian workers united with Hungarian Workers in 1956, and united with Czechoslavakian Workers in 1968.
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