UN Secretary General Helen Clark?

Women's Lobby group Equality Now has nominated Helen Clark as one of 18 women who could become the leader of the UN when Kofi Annan retires at the end of this year.

Helen Clark already presides over a corrupt, fractious bureaucracy that doesn't achieve any of it's goals, writes endless reports and holds pointless talkfest but never takes any actual action, and has been completely outflanked by it's self-appointed enemy to make it irrelevant to what actually happens in the real world.

Yep - she's qualified for the role.