The World's 100 Most Un-Sexy men
According to the Boston Phoenix, here is the list of the World's least sexy men.
The best thing is, I'm not on it, but Brad Pitt ranks as 100th. So, I am now officially sexier than Brad Pitt.
Other Highlights:
1. Gilbert Gottfried: Played the parrot in Disney's Alladdin. According to the Phoenix, is "to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman".
4. Dr Phil: "Being a know-it-all is never sexy. Being a know-it-all who is also a bald-headed prick is downright horrid."
11. Michael Jackson: "What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin has sex with Pogo, the clown identity of serial killer John Wayne Gacy."
67. Robert Patrick: "Seriously, try lying in bed next to him without thinking about the T-1000."
The best thing is, I'm not on it, but Brad Pitt ranks as 100th. So, I am now officially sexier than Brad Pitt.
Other Highlights:
1. Gilbert Gottfried: Played the parrot in Disney's Alladdin. According to the Phoenix, is "to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman".
4. Dr Phil: "Being a know-it-all is never sexy. Being a know-it-all who is also a bald-headed prick is downright horrid."
11. Michael Jackson: "What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin has sex with Pogo, the clown identity of serial killer John Wayne Gacy."
67. Robert Patrick: "Seriously, try lying in bed next to him without thinking about the T-1000."
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