The Next Best 10 Cricket Sledges
Back in January, I posted the 10 Best Cricket Sledges and Comebacks, and it's still the most popular page on my blog!
So, given the Ashes have just started, here's another 10 to keep you all happy:
10. Adam Parore and Mark Waugh
Mark Waugh: "I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia, you were sh*t then and you're f*cking useless now."
Adam Parore: "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her."
9. Mark Waugh and John Ormond
Mark Waugh: "What are you doing here, you're not good enough to play for England."
John Ormond: "At least I'm the best cricketer in my family."
8. Inzaman Ul-Haq and Brett Lee
Inzy: "Stop bowling off-spinners."
7. Ian Healy to Arjuna Ranatunga.
The portly Ranatunga was batting but wouldn't leave his crease, denying Healy of any chance of stumping him. Ian Healy yelled; "Put a Mars Bar on a good length, that should do it!"
6. (South African born and English Captain) Tony Greig and David Hookes
Tony Greig: "When are balls going to drop sonny"
David Hookes: "Don't know but at least I'm playing Cricket for my own country"
5. Ian Healy and Arjuna Ranatunga (Yes, again!)
Ian Healy: "Got your legs shivering?"
Arjuna Ranatunga: "Yes, I’m tired after sleeping with your wife."
4. Unknown Sydney Club Player
After a batsman played and missed for the third time in the over one of the slips said just loudly enough..."Yeah his wife was telling me in the shower this morning that he has been off his stroke in the bedroom, too."
3. Ravi Shastri to Mike Whitney
Shastri hit a delivery and looks for a single. Whitney (who was a substitute fielder) gets the ball and says "If you leave the crease I'll break your f*cking head"
Shastri: "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f*cking 12th
man"
2. Sunil Gavaskar
After a lame attempt by a young West Indian bowler to un-nerve him, Gavaskar let him know who was boss: "Son, don't waste time sledging at me. I have been sledged at more often than you have taken a piss".
1. Merv Hughes to Graham Gooch
Hughes: "I'll get a piano, we'll see if you can play that instead."
So, given the Ashes have just started, here's another 10 to keep you all happy:
10. Adam Parore and Mark Waugh
Mark Waugh: "I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia, you were sh*t then and you're f*cking useless now."
Adam Parore: "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her."
9. Mark Waugh and John Ormond
Mark Waugh: "What are you doing here, you're not good enough to play for England."
John Ormond: "At least I'm the best cricketer in my family."
8. Inzaman Ul-Haq and Brett Lee
Inzy: "Stop bowling off-spinners."
7. Ian Healy to Arjuna Ranatunga.
The portly Ranatunga was batting but wouldn't leave his crease, denying Healy of any chance of stumping him. Ian Healy yelled; "Put a Mars Bar on a good length, that should do it!"
6. (South African born and English Captain) Tony Greig and David Hookes
Tony Greig: "When are balls going to drop sonny"
David Hookes: "Don't know but at least I'm playing Cricket for my own country"
5. Ian Healy and Arjuna Ranatunga (Yes, again!)
Ian Healy: "Got your legs shivering?"
Arjuna Ranatunga: "Yes, I’m tired after sleeping with your wife."
4. Unknown Sydney Club Player
After a batsman played and missed for the third time in the over one of the slips said just loudly enough..."Yeah his wife was telling me in the shower this morning that he has been off his stroke in the bedroom, too."
3. Ravi Shastri to Mike Whitney
Shastri hit a delivery and looks for a single. Whitney (who was a substitute fielder) gets the ball and says "If you leave the crease I'll break your f*cking head"
Shastri: "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f*cking 12th
man"
2. Sunil Gavaskar
After a lame attempt by a young West Indian bowler to un-nerve him, Gavaskar let him know who was boss: "Son, don't waste time sledging at me. I have been sledged at more often than you have taken a piss".
1. Merv Hughes to Graham Gooch
Hughes: "I'll get a piano, we'll see if you can play that instead."
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