Man walks into a bar ....

Okay, I know it's insulting, but I couldn't resist:

Man walks into a bar, and there is a robot installed to serve the drinks. He orders a cocktail, and shortly afterwards the robot brings him a perfectly mixed drink. Then the robot says, "I have also been programmed to have conversations with the patrons. What is your IQ?" "About 150," replies the man. The robot then engages him in a facsincinating discussion on politics, philosophy and science.

Next day, the same man walks into the same bar, this time plannig to test the robot. He orders a cocktail, and again the robot brings him a perfectly mixed drink. Again the robot says, "I have also been programmed to have conversations with the patrons. What is your IQ?" This time, the man says, "About 100". The robot then engages him in a facsincinating discussion on rugby, motor vehicles and the goings on at the Cricket World Cup.

Next day, the same man walks into the same bar, with a plan to really test the robot. He orders a cocktail, and again the robot brings him a perfectly mixed drink. Again the robot says, "I have also been programmed to have conversations with the patrons. What is your IQ?" This time, the man says, "About 50". The robot very slowly asks - "So, will you be voting for Helen Clark again?".