It was like the referee had a new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked ...

You're trapped in a room with a Grizzly Bear, a deadly Rattlesnake, and an Wayne Barnes. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Wayne Barnes. Twice.




Q. Why does Wayne Barnes whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So he knows which end to wipe!




Wayne Barnes was having his regular eye test...

When he had given in his details and was sitting in the chair awaiting his tests, the optometrist turned towards him and said: "Excuse me sir, are you by any chance a referee?" The referee admitted he was.

Without another word, the optometrist quickly took Barnes through the various tests. At the end the Optometrist said, "Well, sir, you have no eye problems and really excellent vision."

Wayne Barnes smiled with satisfaction.

Optometrist: "So how then do you explain your decisions at Cardiff on Sunday?"




Why should Wayne Barnes be buried 300 ft underground?
Deep down, he's a nice person.