Back to work?
Saw this on TV the other day, and seeing as I was at work today I thought I'd share - here are the top five office crimes (according to US research company Harris Interactive) so you can stay onside with your workmates:
5. Making too much noise - speakerphones, loud cellphones, etc.
4. Smells - eating pungent foods al desko, or to much aftershave.
3. Not keeping communal areas tidy - dishes left in the sink, etc.
2. Poor time management - not using your time wisely and then complaining that you are busy.
1. Office Gossip (but how else are we expected to know what's happening!)
So, if your back to work this week remember that if your doing any of the above then you will be annoying your workmates. I'm happy to report that none apply to my colleagues - well, at least the ones who read my blog ;-)
And if you can't face work and want to change careers, here's the least and most prestigious jobs to help you decide on a new career:
5. Making too much noise - speakerphones, loud cellphones, etc.
4. Smells - eating pungent foods al desko, or to much aftershave.
3. Not keeping communal areas tidy - dishes left in the sink, etc.
2. Poor time management - not using your time wisely and then complaining that you are busy.
1. Office Gossip (but how else are we expected to know what's happening!)
So, if your back to work this week remember that if your doing any of the above then you will be annoying your workmates. I'm happy to report that none apply to my colleagues - well, at least the ones who read my blog ;-)
And if you can't face work and want to change careers, here's the least and most prestigious jobs to help you decide on a new career:
posted by Michael at
8:03 PM
4 Comments:
No.2 makes me want to kill the person.
Usually wasting their time with gossip.
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Mark, at 1:32 PM
So it's true. Realtors are loathed throughout the world.
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stef, at 3:59 PM
What worried me was bankers coming just behind the realtors. But at least I know I've got more prestiege than George Clooney!
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Michael, at 6:44 PM
It all goes to show how wonky American's perceptions of worth are!
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Anonymous, at 9:27 PM
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