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Ellis in Wellyland

Friday, December 29, 2006

Who is the Greatest?

Shane Warne has play a large number of test and bowled a lot of balls in Test cricket. Consequently he has got a large number of wickets. But can he claim to be the greatest of all time?

If other bowlers turned their arms over as often as Warne did, and assuming they averaged the same as they did in the rest of their careers, you would get the following results:

PlayerActual Balls Bowled% of WarneActual WicketsTotal Wickets with Multiplier
Daniel Vettori1758543.38%229528
Shane Warne40533100%706706
Muttiah Muralitharan3670590.56%674744
Glenn McGrath2894871.42%557780
Richard Hadlee2191854.07%431797
Waqar Younis1622440.03%373932
Shane Bond28817.11%741041

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Blog Holiday

For a couple of reasons, no more posts until next year (probably). Unless I get a bee in my bonnet about something.

For those wondering when the baby will arrive, he is due in just under a fortnight so any time now.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Plane Crap

Last Night, TV3 showed the discredited 9-11 Conspiracy Theory Documentary "In Plane Sight". Weirdest thing I've seen in years. A full rebuttal of the "questions" raised in the programme is available at http://www.oilempire.us and http://www.debunking911.com.

I especially liked the part at the end where he claimed that everyone working for the news sections of FoxNews, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS and several other media organisations have covered up the truth. Only about 10,000 people who are paid more when they have exclusive, blockbuster stories who have kept their mouths shut for five years.

I can't believe TV3 paid for a load of Crap to be shown on their network. But then again, they did show a documentary several years ago 'proving' the Moon Landings as fake, then followed it up a year or so later showing how the evidence was overwhelming that the Moon Landings were real.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Bus Bowls Teen

This happened outside work today, and I have a few observations about our emergency services.

* Luckily a fire crew was nearby on Willis Street and able to tend to the victim quickly.
* The ambulance station is about 3km away in Thorndon, the police station is 50 metres away - so why did it take three times as long for a police car to arrive on the scene than the Ambulance?
* How did a television crew and a photo-journalist beat the police to the scene when they don't have sirens?
* And why did the police who arrived first not secure the scene of the accident, (especially given that the fire crew and ambulance crew were taking care of the victim) but left it for the THIRD police vehicle that arrived to do so? Especially after hundreds of cars had driven over the bloodstains on the road?

Monday, December 11, 2006

Parental Responsibility

Okay, being a Dad is only a few weeks away (We've even graduated from Ante-Natal classes.) But one thing I hope never to happen ...

On Saturday night Chaucey and I went out for a Steak Dinner. (You can't do these things with Children, apparently.) And sitting at the table next to us was a bunch of kids who looked about 12 years, having a birthday party. And after dinner they were going to get a DVD and watch, so they were debating what to get. They couldn't decide between:

Team America: World Police (R16)
Shaun of the Dead (R13) - One girl boasted she'd seen it a hundred times.
Not Another Teen Movie (R16)
or; The Omen (Not sure what rating the remake is, but the original version was R18)

I'm not suggesting that these kids should watch "Barbie and the Twelve Dancing Princess" or the "Care Bear Movie", but if I was their parents I would be very concerned at their choice of movies.

If they want to see scary movies, I'm sure there are far more age appropriate choices.

Wrong Picture

This was on Stuff - the wrong picture for the caption. But it still kinda fits.



(The picture is a protestor getting dealt to by Chilean Riot Police, the article is about the Intellectual Property Office rejecting "Team Satan 666" as a trademark.)

English Cricket team - is it the Wombles vs Wombats?

Here's The Sun's view:

Here's an idea

We all read in shock the story of Rae Rae, who drunk heavily then drove. Then a police patrol tried to stop him so raced away at 180km/h before crashing into a tree, almost killing his girlfriend.

The girlfriend gets to spend the next two months in hospital, and we're all pleased that Rae has learnt is lesson. He won't drink and drive again ... with passengers. To do it by himself Obviously, the New Zealand Justice system doesn't install any fear.

But what really gets me is that we are paying for all the costs related to his stupidity. According to my calculations, an operation for two hours would have cost about $10,000 in surgeon, nurse, aneathatist and sundry theatre costs, plus $200 a day for a hospital stay, that's about $22,000. And it's all covered by ACC and it's 'no-fault' cover.

Instead of letting him off with a fine he can repay over the next 30 years, or three hours of community work, how bout we send him the bill - and make him pay it back like a finance company would, leaving him the bare minimum for living costs.

Then he wouldn't be able to afford a replacement car - or booze, or a girlfriend.

And then maybe we can start sending out invoices to all the other idiots who recklessly break the law and fill up the A&E Departments of New Zealand Hospitals.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

More Quality Tertiary Education from Our Government

A continuation from my post in January about being able to take NZQA approved courses in Skydiving and Tramping.

How about a course where you ski and tramp everyday:



Or if that's too physical you could learn to carve jade:



"The government is taking action to shift funding from low quality courses of little value to students, taxpayers and employers, to courses that are relevant, of high quality and that meet the needs of communities and the economy." - Trevor Mallard, press release, July 2005.

Obviously there still is a shortage of desparately needed professional ski patrols and tourist knick-knack makers.

Friday, December 08, 2006

A week of it

Sorry for the lack of posts this week. I've got a few opinions, so I will share them all.

* It's no secret that I'm a fan of Don Brash, and I'm saddened to see him go. I think Michael Bassett best summed up the way the media hounded him with this line:

"[R]eporter Ruth Berry could write that Don Brash’s views on the Treaty had “alienated” him from “middle voters”. Surely she meant herself? Brash’s Orewa speech doubled National’s poll support. When he resigned, National was ten points ahead. Too many journalists go around the blogs and talk only amongst themselves."

However, I'm staying with National and John Key. What I've seen so far is encouraging.

* It's only taken three days for everyone to stop being nostalgic about the Railway Station Kiosk - the flash new Metro New World beats the old kiosk in every way.

* I've emailed my web hosting service and asked for a price to get more bandwidth. The amount downloaded has doubled in the past two months, so I've run out of bandwidth twice.

* Also not a secret is that Elton John gave a fantastic concert. But I was more impressed by the 20 year-old guy in the row right in front who sung along with every song, and knew all the words.

* Tariana Turia wants special seats for Pacific Islanders. Well, I support seats being allocated based on race - but only the HUMAN RACE. Otherwise you end up with double representation with the General Seat MP advocating on behalf of your local community, and the Special Roll MP advocating on behalf of issues that matter to your ethnic community.

* Congratulations to Chris Bishop on winning the Young Wellingtonian of the Year award.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

What Do Unions Spend Members Fees On?

Over on the left blogs, they claim that Unions are democratic organisations that advocate for workers rights.

Personally, back in my dark ages of being a member of the Bank Officers Union/Finsec, I never remember voting for any official, or being invited to anything apart from a pre-award/pre-employment contract negoitation and having no say in the running of the Union.

So, I wonder how many Union members would be happy to know that on Thursday, staff from various Unions (about 50 of them, altogether) were in Manners Mall handing out leaflets protesting against Government-sponsored employment law changes. They were opposed to changes which they say will make Working Families worse off, and that our rights at work are worth fighting for.

They even had bright Orange T-Shirts made up for the protest, so with the staff time, printing and T-Shirts it must have been a fair cost to protest employment law changes.

Now, you are probably wondering "What Employment Law changes? I don't recall Labour announcing any changes? And if they did, they wouldn't normally makes changes that Unions would be protesting!" And you'd be right.

You see, all the expense and effort of Unions Workers was to protest employment law changes in Australia.

And even if I did oppose these changes in Australia, what could I do about it? Nothing! Like just about every other person in Manners Mall that day.

What a waste of resources paid for by ordinary working New Zealanders. And I told them so.

Haka Controversy makes the New York Times

New York Times Sports columnist George Vecsey has this to say on the Haka Controversy:

Dancing with the Stars, of Rugby

Imagine how the National Football League would handle this:

Moments before kickoff, the starters on one team face their opponents, chanting and shaking and gesturing and sticking out their tongues.

Then they draw their fingers across their throats in the universal throat-slitting gesture.

It is safe to assume the No Frivolity League would dole out penalties for taunting, or threatening, or unsportsmanlike conduct, or whatever it wanted to call it.

Rugby fans all over the world pay good money, however, to watch the All Blacks, the legendary national team of New Zealand, perform this famous Maori war dance, the haka, immediately before the match.

Now, after a century of tradition, the haka is under challenge. Last Saturday night in Cardiff, Welsh rugby officials insisted on relegating the haka before the playing of the Welsh national anthem. The touring All Blacks refused to go along, and performed their dance in the privacy of their locker room, thereby depriving the 74,000 fans of this familiar spectacle.

This incident raises some questions. In its own parochial little world, the N.F.L. does not allow Terrell Owens to stage choreographed skits or dances to celebrate a touchdown. In an age when national, religious and tribal sensitivities are on the rise, can rugby afford to let the highest-ranked squad in the world make a throat-slitting gesture in public?

As it happens, Graham Henry, the coach of the All Blacks, is in New York for a few days, on his way back from a four-match tour of Europe. Henry visited the Giants on Tuesday and is scheduled to visit the Yankees today, just to see how American doctors, trainers and officials do things.

Henry had some interesting reactions, particularly to the highly scripted world of American football. "We discuss strategy with the players," he said. "It's a collaborative effort. We think that's important."

Last Saturday, Henry said the haka was "about the players, really — it's not done for the fans." Yesterday he supported the players' decision to do their dance in private, saying, "There's no rule that says they have to do it."

Maybe not, but many patriotic Welsh fans arrived from the valleys and the seaside towns of that rugby-mad land expecting to see the Maori dance. In many countries, home fans anticipate the haka and then proudly try to drown it out. (In Australia, fans boom out "Waltzing Matilda.") The haka is part of the show. And Henry, as intense as Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United soccer or Bill Parcells of Dallas Cowboys football, scoffs at the idea that his lads intimidate similar brutes on the other team.

"Our boys get motivation from it," he said. "They're respecting their elders, what's gone on before."

It is strange to think of New Zealand ruffling feathers. The tiny and independent nation has addressed its racial history in recent years, with citizens of Maori and European background consciously trying to blend the two cultures. The national museum in the lovely little capital of Wellington is named Te Papa — Our Place in Maori. Tourists are greeted in Maori — Kia ora (hello and/or goodbye.) If you come back with Kia ora, you get a smile.

Rugby arrived in New Zealand in the 19th century thanks to Anglo settlers and sailors, and the early All Blacks were all white. (The name comes either from a typographical error instead of the intended All Backs, because the players were so mobile, or it refers to the black uniforms, or both.) In recent decades, players of Maori extraction have become a force, producing a mixed national squad of N.F.L. linebacker size and attitude. (Imagine an entire sport of Lawrence Taylors.)

Traditionally, the All Blacks do the Ka Mate (Tis death) version of the haka as the last act before the match begins. But in August 2005, before a match against South Africa, the All Blacks performed another version of haka called Kapa o Pango, ending with the throat-slitting gesture. The Australian coach, John Connelly, has been quoted as saying the new version could lead to "tragic consequences."

Also in 2005, to honor the centennial of Welsh rugby, the All Blacks agreed to allow the Welsh anthem, "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau," to be played just before a match. "We understood it was a one-off," Henry said yesterday.

After performing their dance in private last Saturday, the All Blacks romped all over Wales, 45-10, for their fourth straight victory on the trip, a tune-up for September's World Cup, to be based mostly in France but with a few matches in Edinburgh, Scotland, and Cardiff.

The International Rugby Board is on record that teams that traditionally perform the haka (Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, along with New Zealand) will be allowed to demonstrate before World Cup matches in 2007.

New Zealand, currently ranked first in the world, has won only one World Cup, the first in 1987, reaching the semifinals in four subsequent World Cups. (The United States, ranked 14th in the world, is in a separate pool from New Zealand.)

Needless to say, athletes do not perform anything like the haka at soccer's World Cup, the Olympic Games or cricket matches. ( David Stern better hope National Basketball Association players do not glimpse a video of the haka.)

Rugby has its own world — a mix of blood-letting and ear-mangling on the field, respectful fellowship off the field. If the Welsh went to Cardiff for a sighting of the Maori dance, while hoping for a Welsh upset, I say more power to all of them. Other nations, however, are likely to take a cue from Welsh officials and try to minimize the haka. My advice to the All Blacks would be: lose the throat-slitting fast, lest you lose the haka itself.